With Boston Charlie

Patty Surbey & the Canadian V.I.P.s – (I Want) A Beatle For Christmas. Dammit, Santa, she said Ringo, not bingo.

Deck us all

Once again this goes out, with tidings of comfort and joy, to the Mickleblog.

Nyuck nyuck nyuck and ho ho ho.

Sheer invective

“Very good,” I said coldly. “In that case, tinkerty tonk.”

And I meant it to sting.

P.G. Wodehouse
Right Ho, Jeeves

Lines I like

The air’s as still as the throttle on a funeral train

John Prine, Mexican Home

Zeitgeist

Selena Gomez recently had to chide her fans for sending death threats to Hailey Bieber because of a convoluted rivalry instigated in part by eyebrow lamination.

New York Times Magazine, 18 April 2023.

It’s Canada Day

… up Canada way.

I think that it was just as they were singing like this: “O–Can-a-da”, that word went round that the boat was sinking.

 

Stephen Leacock
The Marine Excursion of the Knights of Pythias

Happy Canada Day, everyone.

Tuba!

It’s International Tuba Day. Celebrate with the University of Texas Tuba/Euphonium Studio.


Opening Day

You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.

Bill “Spaceman” Lee

Spring

The Mole had been working very hard all the morning, spring-cleaning his little home.… Spring was moving in the air above and in the earth below and around him, penetrating even his dark and lowly little house with its spirit of divine discontent and longing.

Kenneth Grahame
The Wind in the Willows

Merry Christmas, everybody

The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl, Fairytale of New York.

Christmas dreams, shattered and otherwise. Grubby lyrics and soaring music. Tenderness and hope – which, after all, is what Christmas is all about.

Merry Christmas. And a tip of the tuque to Walt Kelly, who brought joyous nonsense to Christmas when I was a boy.